Pink Cherry + Venus Envy Haul!

Shopping list:

In order of my receipt 

Luxe Rejuvenate Vibe in Purple

Body Charms Butterfly in Purple

Body Boudoir Coochy Shave Creme 4oz/11ml in Original

Ladies Night Diamond Shot Glass Set

Bachelorette Party Naughty Cocktail Shaker

Hair Reduction Serum in 4oz

Dona Shimmer Spray 2oz/59ml in Acai

Dona Shimmer Spray 2oz/59ml in Camu Camu

Dona Linen Spray 4.5oz/128g in Blue Lotus

Extreme Pure Gold Discretion Vibe in Platinum

Mine Vibe-To-Go in Pink

Lure for Her Pheromone Attractant Spray in 1oz/30ml

Hitachi Original Magic Wand

Source: Pink Cherry & Venus Envy

My Mini-Miracle Massager Wand Review

Source: PinkCherry.ca

Description on Website:

Get all the power of the original Miracle Massager in a smaller, sleeker, more compact size. The powerful multiple speeds soothe or stimulate, depending on how you choose to use it, and the basic wand style is easy to manipulate into place. A key feature of any good massager is a flexible head, and the soft, spring loaded head on the Mini-Miracle doesn't disappoint. It's smooth and cushioned, but firm enough to satisfy once it's positioned where you want it. Another noteworthy feature of this little treat is the very low noise factor, for such a powerful motor, this massager hums along quietly and discreetly. It's also waterproof and body friendly. If you'll be using a lubricant or massage gel with your Mini Miracle, be sure to use a rubber friendly, water based product. Takes 2 AA batteries (sold separately).

Price:

$9.00

My Thoughts:

Holy mother of all that is good in the world. I've always wanted a massager wand but could never find one for a decent price. That is until I found this beaut during my latest stock-up on PinkCherry.ca. I was so excited to see the price, and the reviews on the site. For nine bucks I thought "Why the hell not?". Nine bucks could be spent on a whole meal at Tim Hortons, but I'd rather have a new vibe that I can enjoy over and over again. I was a bit nervous trying this one out I have to say, whether it was because of it being my first time using a wand and not knowing what to expect, or the fact that it was under ten bucks so it might not even be that good. Once I found some batteries that weren't dead, I tried this sucker out. Blown. Away.

The vibrations are just right. No numbness, didn't take me long to orgasm, and all this was on the lowest setting. I dare not go on the highest just yet, I'm still getting used to the lowest and I'd rather not cum-bust just yet. 

It's a decent size, not to big and not to small. Just right and fits in your hand perfectly and comfortably. The "head" part is flexible but it's not limp. It's stiff enough to stay in place but flexible enough to be bent a little for that perfect vibe experience without gimping up your arm/wrist/hand. 

I was expecting it to have that run-of-the-mill plasticy smell that a lot of my "lower priced" toys have. To my surprise this one had none and that's always a bonus.

This massager seems like it will last me a while - knock on wood. It's an amazing toy and I recommend it to anyone wanting to try a massager/wand.

Rating:

Five boobies out of five

WonderLand - 10 Function Silicone Massager - The Pleasurepillar Review

Source: Doc Johnson

Description on Website:

The world of WonderLand is full of erotic surprises and satisfying delights. Get spot-on stimulation with the Pleasurepillar. A mysterious character, this playful silicone caterpillar features a g-spot curve, 10 powerful functions, and a waterproof design that will make you positively squirm with delight. You can take the fantasy with you, wherever you may go, through the looking glass and beyond!

Price:

$18.00

My Thoughts:
This little guys quite powerful and the ten different settings makes it so worth it. It's only small, no longer than  Sharpie, but this one is proof that good things come in small packages. The tip is curved at the perfect angle for hitting the G-spot if inserted, or it keeps your hand in a comfortable position if used for clitoral stimulation. I quite enjoyed the vibrations and different settings, they created a unique experience. It doesn't vibrate so hard that you go numb, just enough to enjoy it. Some of the settings are louder than others but overall its not that loud.
It cleans quite easy, except in the creases it can be a bit hard, as well as under the nub's curve. The best way to ensure it's clean is to go in with a q-tip to clean 'er up.
The ass end of it lights up when turned on and blinks in sync with the vibration settings. Just to let you now what setting it's on if you couldn't already tell.
My only complaint with this one is it crapped out on me super fast. Maybe I just used it too much, but no matter what I do (new batteries, etc), the light lights up and blinks, but there are no vibrations what so ever. For $18.00 I woulda liked to have been able to use it more.

Rating:

Four boobies out of five

Luster Dust 2.2oz/62.37g in Crème Brûlée Review

Source: pinkcherry.ca

Product Description on Website

A light, kissable powder that sweetens and scents the skin after a bath or shower, Luster Dust from the delectable Eat Play Love collection contains edible 23 karat gold flakes and gold lustre for a sexy shimmer. The pretty little container contains 2.2 oz (62.37g) of Dust, plus a super soft pouffe for precision application. You can feel good about your purchase while enjoying, because 1% of all proceeds go towards fighting sex trafficking.

Price:

$12.00

My Thoughts:

First off this smells just like Crème Brûlée, it's ridiculous. The colouring is a very nice, well, cream colour that shimmers amazingly with the 24 karat gold flakes in it. I was sort of questioning how it was going to taste, y'know how something that are flavoured to be like something ends you not tasting like it at all (like banana or watermelon)? Turns out it tastes EXACTLY like Crème Brûlée. So much so that I wanted to get a spoon and eat it as is.

Now the packaging is nice. it's a cardboard-y material that's very smooth. It's a good size too, and comes with a huge powder puff. When I use it I feel so sophisticated.

The powder is a great thing to have even on your makeup table as it makes an amazing warm highlight for your cheeks!

Rating:

I give this product 

Five boobies out of five

Officially Official

Here it is, the first post. With that I shall introduce myself.
My name is Kriz, I'm in my 20's and from Nova Scotia, Canada. 
I also have a slight addiction.

To sex toys.

I buy enough of them to please a small army. And because of it I thought it would be fun to start up a blog. After a few days of thinking up names I decided to go with The Sex Smith. My last name being Smith, I thought it sounded totally awesome and badass.

I will review toys and stuff like that, have unboxing videos, and everything! So join me on this wild ride and follow along, it's going to be tons of fun, pleasure, and orgasms


PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT A PORN BLOG

Much love,
Kriz